See Fox Soar!The Seefox: A strong, silent type. Not the least bit outgoing. Rarely sarcastic. Habitat is the northern United States, especially central and southeastern Minnesota. Easily frightened, marginally funny.

He can frequently be heard talking to himself, and intermittently reading aloud in Spanish. Diet consists mostly of stir fry, microwaved baked potatoes, and double-dipped chocolate covered peanuts.

His blunderous mating rituals are unpredictable and sporadic. This creature demonstrates an inexplicable link between its mood and hunger level. For best results, approach with caution… and food.