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It’s not really a big deal here, but some folks like to roll out the red carpet for Halloween. Halloween also happened to be the birthday of my host sister’s boyfriend, Luis. He turned 22. My roommate and I thought we should buy him a little something, so we picked up a bottle of Venezuela’s most popular beverage, Casique rum.

I want you all to know that when I use anywho, I do it on purpose. Just FYI. I’m more than a stickler for good spelling, but I’m all about regional expressions. Thus, I use both “anyhow” and “anywho.” Just keep it in mind.
Rafting was a lot of fun. We did class three and class four rapids. It was a two day, one night trip. Both days involved several hours of driving though mountain roads, made possibly even more difficult by our full bellies and tiredness.
The rafting experience itself was uneventful, apart from the gigantic rapids which tossed and turned our little inflatible dingy. We had three guides with us, who constantly reiterated how important it is to stay in the boat and hang on to your paddle. We obeyed, cluthcing our paddles and taking care to keep our gringo behinds in the boat. But by the end of the second day, one guide had fallen out and another had to fish out his paddle.
We stayed in a posada owned by a couple that reminded me of Lucy Kruesel’s parents, for those of you who know who they are. The husband spoke French, Spanish, and enough English to get his point across. He was exceptionally proud of some little bag of dry pasta, which was evident only because he showed it off not only at dinner (when we had spaghetti) but also at breakfast the next morning. The mistress of the house was also very kind and helpful, and was a terrific cook.
A good weekend, topped off with a good dinner upon arrival home. I didn’t bring my camera with me for fear of having to take all of my belongings in the raft, but as it turned out my fear was unfounded. I did have a good time, anywho.
I went to a Mcdonalds today with my pessimist friend from Pennsylvania, Ryan. It was quite possibly the nicest McDonald’s I’ve ever been to, and probably the second nicest place I’ve seen in Venezuela. There was two floors complete with grand staircase, an elevated walkway, a spot for you to study and plug in your laptop, and an entire second counter just for desserts. Amazing. That’s the only word I had for it. It felt good to be home.
I got a 6 piezas McNuggets, which of course brought back a significant portion of my childhood. Afterward, we hit up the dessert counter only to find that the specialty chocolate dipped softserve cone which I had come to McDonald’s for in the first place was sold out. I bought a normal cone for 3500 Bs, and prefacing that I only had a 50,000 Bolivares bill, was served with quite possibly the strangest expression ever.
In a normal Venezuelan establishment, paying with a 50 thousand and asking for more than 20 thousand worth back in change is practically suicide. Here in McDonald’s the cashier gave me a look somewhere between “Why the hell would a 50 thousand matter?” and “Doesn’t he know that this is a MCDONALD’S??!!” I was expecting to be refused service or to wind up receiving a dozen ice cream cones as “change.” I was pleased that change was not a problem, and shrugged off the look by reassuring myself that sometimes it’s okay to be a gringo.
All McDonald’s’ aside, while I was walking home with my new backpack, I saw a powerline spark like a firework and split in two. It was pretty crazy. It’s totally understandable just by looking at each utility pole here in Merida, but shocking nevertheless. Get it?

